The Handyman..
A handyman who was working for a Synagogue
asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to
look for work. First he went to a Catholic church and was told that in
order to work there he would have to answer one question. The priest
asked, "Where was Jesus born"?
The man answered, "Pittsburgh", and was thrown out.
He then went to a Baptist church. The minister told him that in order to
get a job there he would have to answer a question. He was asked, "Where
was Jesus born"?
The man answered, "Philadelphia". He was tossed out.
Walking away he met the rabbi who was looking for him. The rabbi
exclaimed, "The board approved your raise. Please come back immediately".
The man said to the rabbi, "I will come back only if you answer a
question. "Where was Jesus born"?
The rabbi says, "Bethlehem".
"Darn", cries the man. "I knew it was in Pennsylvania".
